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The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that
stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn’t get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s
like, a serious bummer……like
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm
in the fruit you’re eating.

via humor

Dord

Un cuvânt care nu există, dar a fost prezent în dicţionar:

In 1931, an abbreviations card containing an abbreviation for density marked “D or d, cont” was accidentally mixed in with the definitions cards. This confused the editors, who mistakenly printed the notation as the word “dord,” which was classified as a synonym for density.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dord

Definiţii noi în DEX

INFOCARE = transformare in foca;
GHINIOANE = varianta moldoveneasca pentru ardelenescul `Bine, Ioane`;
IMPRASTIERE = rezultatul procesului prin care betivii se fac prastie;
BIZAR = zar dublu;
MACEL = mac mic;
MICROSCOP = scop marunt;
INVIORAT = prevazut cu vioara;
LESINA = pe unde merge `le tren`;
MERITORIU = teritoriul ocupat de livada de meri;
RATEU = pateu din carne de rata;
SCARABEU = cetatean care locuieste la bloc, la scara a doua; din aceeasi familie de cuvinte se cunosc scaraceu si scaradeu.
TRACTOR = actor cu mult trac;
TUTUN = a-a-arma de-de-de a-a-artilerie;
TURTUR = sunetul soneriei, iarna;
BATALION = fratele mai mic al plutonierului.

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taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?