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Satanişti? :)

 http://www.linuxquestions.ro/forum/index.php?topic=12302

“Deci utilizatorii de linux sunt satanisti. Sau , ma rog, asa cred unii, De unde asta
Vine nus ce cunostina de-a lu shefu azi la el si il roaga sa il dea pe baitu de la service ca ala stie linux. Adica eu. Ce se dorea. O biserica baptista primiseara un amarat de server isi luaera net si vroiau sa faca un server de http sa pna pagina de web pe el
Ma duc la biserica, ma uit la rabla aia , cu un baiat care chinuia un webserver pe un windows.
Domne ca nu vrea si cu asta basta. Il intreb pe asta de ma adus : ce fac?
-baga linux
Bun, scot cd-ul cu linux, ( dstributia mucles sa nu fac reclama) si punete pe clapetat. Muncesc eu ce muncesc, si la un momentdat ma intreaba al cu wingozu ce fac acolo. Ii raspund amabil iti fac serverul . Bine.
Dupa 15 minute ma bate cineva pe umar. Cand ma intorc sa fac cu inima. Politia.
-Ba ce faci aici.
Eu: – fac un server de http.
S-a uitat ala la mine, ma rug nu stiu cat o fi inteles ce i-am zis, unflapieptul si ridica tonu.
Ba s-a raportat aici ca cineva tulbura linistea publica cu apucaturi satanice.
Ma uit in jurul meu, si ii zic
Domne cat am fost aici a fost liniste.
Robocop deja nu mai stia ce sa ma intrebe. Se intoarce catre ala cu wingoaza si il intreaba.
Unde e ala cu satanismul.
Precizez ca robocop era pregatit cu bulanul pt exorcizare, iar pe fata lui se vedea ca avea cateva la activ.
Nea wingz indreapta catre mine degetul si zbiara.
Domne ala e , ute ce face pe comp. Numa cifre etc etc si numai incantatii scrie acolo.
Va dati seama ca pt garcea era deja prea mult. Sta se scarpina dupa ureche, se invarte si concluzioneaza. Merem la sectie dati declaratie.
De neica si de la un amarat de server am ajuns sa dau declaratii la sectie. Norocul meu ca acolo am gasit un client de al meu care era goanga mai mare , si dupa ce a ascultat povestea razand cu lacrimi , m-a lasat sa plec
Asa ca aveti grije ce mai satanizati pe la compuri”

Cel mai bun fişer ‘readme’

Readme gnome-cups-manager:

Once upon a time there was a printer who lived in the woods. He was a lonely printer, because nobody knew how to configure him. He hoped and hoped for someone to play with.

One day, the wind passed by the printer’s cottage. “Whoosh,” said the wind. The printer became excited. Maybe the wind would be his friend!

“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked.

“Whoosh,” said the wind.

“What does that mean?” asked the printer.

“Whoosh,” said the wind, and with that it was gone.

The printer was confused. He spent the rest of the day thinking and jamming paper (for that is what little printers do when they are confused).

The next day a storm came. The rain came pouring down, darkening the morning sky and destroying the printer’s garden. The little printer was upset. “Why are you being so mean to me?” he asked.

“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain.

“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked shyly.

“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain, and then it left and the sun came out.

The printer was sad. He spent the rest of the day inside, sobbing and blinking lights cryptically (for that is what little printers do when they are sad).

Then one day, a little girl stumbled into the printer’s clearing in the woods. The printer looked at this curious sight. He didn’t know what to think.

The little girl looked up at him. “Will you be my friend?” she asked.

“Yes,” said the printer.

“What is your name?” asked the little girl.

“HP 4100TN”, replied the printer.

“My name is gnome-cups-manager” said the little girl.

The printer was happy. He spent the rest of the day playing games and printing documents, for that is what little printers do when they are happy.

De aici.