Bloggerul la spovedanie
Cică un blogger se duce la spovedanie şi-i spune preotului:
“Părinte, vreau să-mi mărturisesc păcatele”. Iar preotul spune:
“Nu e nevoie fiule să-mi spui nimic: ţi-am citit blogul!”
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Diferenţa dintre Linux şi Windows pe Internet
Using Windows on the Internet is like having a unprotected sex with a
member of the opposite sex you met in a club. Looks good enough for
you, does what you need it to, but the risk of infection is high.Using Linux on the internet is like having unprotected sex with a cow.
It’s harder to catch a compatible infection, but it’s ugly and unlikely
to play any of the games you’d like it to.
Noul iPhone 3G S
Comparaţie cu iPhone 3G – aici
Reclamă Alfa Romeo Mito
Ştii că trăieşti în 2009 atunci când…
1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.2. You haven’t
played solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.4. You e-mail the
person who works at the desk next to you.5. Your reason for
not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don’t have e-mail addresses.6. You pull up in
your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.7. Every commercial
on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen8. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.10. You get up in
the morning and go on line before getting your coffee11. You start
tilting your head sideways to smile. : )12 You’re reading
this and nodding and laughing.13. Even worse, you
know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.15. You actually
scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list