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BIC For Her

Review-uri amuzante la un produs cu nume neinspirat: Amazon.com: BIC Cristal For Her.

This pen is so feminine that each month it splurges ink for one week and makes a bloody mess out of all of my documents. I often have to shove a q-tip in it to try to get the ink to stop running, but that doesn’t stop it.

Dear Mr. Bic,
You call this a pen for women? I’ve been trying for 3 hours now and can’t even get this sucker to vibrate. Build one a gal can kick-start and we’ll be in business. Till then, I’ll roll my own

As a man I have to protest. Things were so great until the fifties and then the ladies decided to wear pants and cut their hair short and did I mention they claimed for themselves our right to vote! Now they also want to write with pens just like a man does!??? Something has to be done about these overreaching ladies!

My hands were way to small to grasp on the man pens! I couldn’t even perfect my kitten drawings. Then this pen came out and the world was complete!

La nunta Elenei Basescu

De pe TimesNewRoman:

La miezul nopţii, Victor Ponta a furat mireasa şi a cerut la schimb demisia lui Traian Băsescu.
Acesta a răsuflat ușurat după ce a aflat ce vrea Ponta. “Mi-era teamă să nu ceară câteva lăzi de whisky” a spus socrul mic…
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Crin Antonescu a refuzat invitaţia, pe motiv că poate dormi la fel de bine şi acasă.
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Prezența invitaților a depășit 50%+1 din numărul celor înscriși pe liste, deci nunta va fi validată
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Roberta Anastase a declarat că s-a simţit bine alături de cei 18.000 de invitaţi

Seful si BMW-ul

Eram afara cand seful si-a parcat BMW-ul nou nout si i-am spus:
“E tare faina masina asta sefu’!”
“Ei bine” mi-a spus in timp ce o admiram “daca o sa faci eforturi, muncesti din greu si o sa stai peste program…la anu’ o sa am una si mai tare.”

Imagine: promotor.ro