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My other PC is your PC
I’m listening to Alice and Bob’s conversation
My other laptop is secure
1+1=11
Backups are for wimps
I’ll show you my password if you show me yours…
Life’s too short for long passwords
I have a spare hand for a TCP handshake
Aren’t you tired of being a man in the middle?
Mom, send money
azerty123 is *not* a secure password
I’m running Antivirus XP 2008
I am piggybacking your WiFi
I’ve forgotten your password again, could you remind me?
My computer has a greater purpose; it is trying to improve people’s sex life
I went looking for pr0n and all I got was this lousy rootkit
Abort / Retry / Order pizza
Data on this laptop is encrypted, but on that USB stick it’s not
My finger print is encrypted
I’m using too strong encryption to enter to the USA
Ah yes, Google Maps said I would find you here
Delete C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32 for added stability
Malware Inside
I’d like to know you better; please tell me your password
Chuck Norris does not need antivirus
I’m in ur base killing ur doodz
Hello, my password is ******
Email me at [email protected]
Honey, let’s get wild and do it without protection
Gone Phishing
Maica stareta surprinde intr-o noapte un barbat extenuat care incerca sa sara gardul manastirii, inapoi spre lume.
– Ce-ai cautat aici, păgânule? il intreba stareta.
– Am vrut sa fur ceva de mancare, dar m-au prins calugaritele…. zise acesta extenuat.
– Cand, azi noapte?
– O, nu, acum o lună…
– De ce în România alimentarele se făceau la minimum 10 km distanţă unul de celelalte?
– Să nu se încurce cozile.
Iepuraşul şi prietena iepuroaică sunt urmăriţi de mai mulţi câini. În ultimul moment reuşesc să se ascundă într-o gaură în pământ. Iepuroaica spune:
– Şi acum ce facem?
– Foarte simplu, spune iepuraşul, stăm aici până le devenim superiori numeric…
