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My other PC is your PC
I’m listening to Alice and Bob’s conversation
My other laptop is secure
1+1=11
Backups are for wimps
I’ll show you my password if you show me yours…
Life’s too short for long passwords
I have a spare hand for a TCP handshake
Aren’t you tired of being a man in the middle?
Mom, send money
azerty123 is *not* a secure password
I’m running Antivirus XP 2008
I am piggybacking your WiFi
I’ve forgotten your password again, could you remind me?
My computer has a greater purpose; it is trying to improve people’s sex life
I went looking for pr0n and all I got was this lousy rootkit
Abort / Retry / Order pizza
Data on this laptop is encrypted, but on that USB stick it’s not
My finger print is encrypted
I’m using too strong encryption to enter to the USA
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZWLwjbJZ-s
Folosind Celluon evoMouse, utilizatorul nu mai este nevoit sa atinga dispozitivul. Mouse-ul monitorizeaza miscarea mainii si trasmite semnalul catre computer.
via HotNews.ro.
Ubuntu Christian Edition Facts.
With Ubuntu Christian Edition, you don’t need to surf the web. You can walk on it.
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There is no abort() support in Ubuntu Christian Edition’s glibc
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Ubuntu Christian Edition was made in only seven days.
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If you uninstall Ubuntu Christian Edition, it will automatically re-install after three days.
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In Ubuntu Christian Edition, EOF is replaced by AMEN.
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Ubuntu Christian Edition’s chmod doesn’t allow 666 permission to be set.
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Ubuntu Christian Edition won’t run on Apple computers. He said not to touch them.
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Ubuntu Christian Edition hasn’t got any configuration Wizard. No superstion in serious christian systems.
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Oh, Ubuntu, you are my favorite Linux-based operating system…
httpvhd://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_mzgdQGwY4
httpvhd://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SCZzgfdTBo
When You Write Your Essays in Programming Languages [Cartoon].
